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Wed Jul 30
Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet | The Onion Oh god this is good. “Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity’s hubristic folly.”

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet | The Onion

Oh god this is good.

“Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity’s hubristic folly.”